Malignant Media "Phantom Smack" hoodie (black)

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$20.00 - On Sale

Give somebody a Phantom Smack today!

You can run up, smack somebody real good, and make a quick, quiet getaway. Don't worry, they'll never catch you - this hoodie will make you faster and, depending on whether or not it's a full moon, you'll actually become invisible to the naked eye*!

*this statement has no practical or scientific basis, nor will it ever be clinically tested to verify its validity.